One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
My dad just sent me this, along with a message that said “the recipe says to let the turkey chill in the sink for a few hours.”
God I love my family.
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A woman and her grandmother, both at age 20.
if shes her grandmother how are they both 20 nice try asshole
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